Once there was a tiny pajama. Everything is tiny. So he was just chillaxing. then the weirdest idea popped into his head. And he was like "what is this amazing idea?" And then he was like "what if I made it true?" And then he's like "I'm running for President!"
And then he was like "I'm gonna be the first one in line!" He was like "I'm gonna rule the country!" And then his BFF came over to his house and he was like "ayooooo!" The BFF was also a pajama and small and he was like "What're ya doin'?" And the main pajama was like "I'm gonna be President!" And then his BFF was like "haha very funny." And the main one said "no, I'm serious." And then the BFF was like "what do you mean?" And he's like (the main one) he was like "no, I'm gonna be President and rule you! Muahahaha!"
And then the BFF, as most people know, BFF means Best Friends Forever. And then he was like, the BFF was like, "I'm gonna get a ticket out of here on a plane!" And then the main pajama was like "not when I'm president!" And then the BFF said "it will be too late when you're president! I'm gonna be out!"
The end. The end. The end.